Thursday, November 4, 2010

Boring Names & Delicious Snacks

Things settled down for the second half of England week.  No more toads, faggots or bangers...things grew normal names for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Friday was Beefsteak Pie with Cheese Crust.  Essentially, stew meat with gravy, onions and carrots, baked in a casserole and covered with a cheese and bread crust.  It was good -- really good.  The kids even all liked it, which is like finding a critically-acclaimed Schwartzenegger movie.  We had no leftovers.  Well, none that weren't welded to the casserole dish or the pizza pan that was thankfully under it.  After soaking for 24 hours in soapy water, I was able to release the charred remains into the wild.

Saturday was not only "Beef Braised With Beer and Cheddar Cheese Dumplings" -- but it was also "Nick Cooks Dinner" night.  Mwoo-ha-ha-haaa.  Honestly, the dinner was very similar to Friday's dish.  Beef baked in a casserole dish with onions and gravy, and dumplings this time.

However, this meal didn't receive the same rave reviews as Friday's.  The recipe called for a fair amount of brown sugar and some cinnamon, and that sweetness carried all the way through the dish.  It meshed with the brown ale all right, but not really with the beef, resulting in a sort of off flavor that turned off pretty everyone but me.  The dumplings were pretty darn good, though, and marked our first encounter with shredded suet as a dry ingredient.

Sunday, though, redeemed itself.  For Halloween Sunday, we had Beef Wellington before taking the kids out to trick or treat.  For the uninitiated, Beef Wellington is a whole tenderloin -- or as much of one as you can afford (!) -- browned and wrapped in pastry with mushrooms and pate, and baked until golden-brown and delicious.  The logistics involved in wrapping a 2lb piece of meat that wants to fall apart with a thin, rippable pastry are difficult, requiring the hands of two adults, but the end product is worth it.

Nevermind for now that pate is pretty much unobtainable in northern Michigan, and that we had to mail-order it.  Never mind that we spent $20 for just the meat.  This dish is good!!  The meat was fork-ably tender, and so savory-delicious with the pate and 'shrooms, and then add flaky pastry just because you can.  My head almost exploded when I managed to get a bite with all the flavors combined.

There were no leftovers.  If we'd made twice as much...there would have been no leftovers.  It's almost blasphemous that we ate this while watching Monsturd on the tv. (it was Halloween, after all!)

And, it was actually after the week was over, but I was looking for hidden Halloween candy in the cupboard, and I found a little bag of Smiths Bacon Flavoured Fries.

"Bacon fries?  What's this?" I asked.
"Those are yours," Angel said.  "We ordered them, remember?"
"Squeak!"  I said.  I did remember when Angel was placing an order for some of the more, um, British ingredients, she'd asked about Bacon Fries and I'd said "sure, whatever."

Oh, man, I don't know why they can't make these in the States, because it was like eating bacon in a bag.  The pieces were colored and striped like bacon, and flavored perfectly like bacon, and crunchy like well-cooked bacon.  I shared them with the kids...but truth be told, I didn't wanna.  They were delicious.



Recipes:

Beefsteak Pie With Cheese Crust

Besides being eaten on its own with bread, Cheshire cheese is often used in the north of England for cooking pastry or scones.
Ingredients
Serves: 4

---- filling ----
1 Kilogram Lean stewing steak (2lb), trimmed & cut into small cubes
2 Tablespoon Seasoned flour
2 Tablespoon Dripping or oil
2 Medium Onions, finely chopped
4 Medium Carrots, finely sliced
Pinch Mixed herbs
Pieces Grated nutmeg
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 Whole Cloves
600 ml Beef stock (1 pint)
---- pastry ----
150 Gram Plain flour, sifted (5 oz)
Pinch Salt
65 Gram Butter (2 1/2 oz)
75 Gram Cheshire or Lancashire cheese (3 oz)
Method
Preheat oven to 190 °C / 375 °F / Gas 5.

Roll the meat in the seasoned flour. Reserve 2 teaspoons of the excess flour.

Heat the fat or oil and just soften the onions and carrots in it but do not let them colour. Remove them and put them in a flameproof dish. In the same fat quickly brown the meat all over and add it to the vegetables.

Add the herbs and spices to the pan juices, together with the reserved seasoned flour. Mix well to absorb the fat, then add the stock and mix well until it boils and becomes smooth.

Pour the thickened stock over the meat and vegetables, bring back to the boil then cover and put into the oven for 1-1 1/2 hours.

Meanwhile, make the crust by putting the flour and salt into a bowl, then rubbing in the butter until it is like coarse breadcrumbs. Add the cheese and mix well.

When the eat is cooked, allow to cool slightly, then sprinkle the pastry mix evenly over the meat and bake for about 30 minutes or until it is golden and cooked.
 
Beef Braised with Beer and Cheddar Cheese Dumplings
 
A delicious and economical meal using good West Country ingredients.

Dumplings are known as 'doughboys' in the West Country.
Ingredients
Serves: 4

25 Gram Beef dripping, or oil (1 oz)
2 Medium Onions, sliced
675 Gram Stewing beef, cubed (1 1/2 lb)
1 rounded tbsp Plain flour
1 Teaspoon Brown sugar
Pinch Cinnamon
300 ml Brown ale ( 1/2 pint)
Salt
Freshly ground black pepper
---- Dumplings ----
100 Gram Self raising flour (4 oz)
50 Gram Shredded suet (2 oz)
25 Gram Cheddar cheese (1 oz)
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
2-3 Tablespoon Water
Method
Preheat oven to 180 °C / 350 °F / Gas 4.

Heat the fat or oil and soften the onions, then take them out and put them into a casserole dish. Quickly brown the beef on all sides, then add the flour and let it cook for 1 minute, stirring from time to time. Add the sugar and cinnamon and gradually pour in the brown ale. Stir well then add salt and pepper to taste. Put the meat and gravy into the casserole dish. Cover and cook for half an hour, then reduce the oven temperature to 170 °C / 325 °F / Gas 3 and continue cooking for a further hour.

For the dumplings, mix together all the dry ingredients. Add the water gradually, adding a little more if needed to make a fairly slack dough. Flour your hands and break the dough into 8 small pieces, then roll into little balls with the palms of your hands. Chill until required.

After 1 1/2 hours' cooking time, test the meat with a fork. If necessary, cook for a further 30 minutes. If the casserole seems dry, add a little water, or more beer. About 20 minutes before the meat is ready, place the dumplings on top of the casserole, leave off the lid and cook until they are risen, about 20-30 minutes. Alternatively, poach the dumplings, about 4 at a time, in a saucepan of boiling salted water, for about 15 minutes. Drain well.
 
Beef Wellington
 
The Duke of Wellington was a highly prominent statesman and soldier of the nineteenth century. This dish, however, bears his name not because he was a great gourmet but because the finished joint was thought to resemble one of the brown shiny military boots which were called after him.
Ingredients
Serves: 8

1.4 Kilogram Fillet of beef (3 lb)
1 Tablespoon Vegetable oil
40 Gram Butter (1 1/2 oz)
225 Gram Button mushrooms, sliced (8 oz)
150 Gram Smooth liver paté (6 oz)
325 Gram Puff pastry (13 oz)
1 Egg, beaten, to glaze
Method
Pre-heat oven to 220 °C / 425 °F / Gas 7.

Trim and tie up the fillet at intervals with fine string so it retains its shape. Heat the oil and 15g ( 1/2 oz) of the butter in a large frying pan, add the meat and fry briskly on all sides. Press down with a wooden spoon while frying to seal well. Roast for 20 minutes, then set the beef aside to cool and remove the string.

Meanwhile, cook the mushrooms in the remaining butter until soft; leave until cold, then blend with the paté. On a lightly floured surface, roll out the pastry to a large rectangle about 33 x 28 cm (13 x 11 inches) and 0.5 cm ( 1/4 inch) thick. Spread the paté mixture down the centre of the pastry. Place the meat on top in the centre. Brush the edges of the pastry with the egg.

Fold the pastry edges over lengthways and turn the parcel over so that the join is underneath. Fold the ends under the meat on the baking sheet. Decorate with leaves cut from the pastry trimmings. Brush with the remaining egg and bake for 50-60 minutes depending how well done you like your beef, covering with foil after 25 minutes. Allow the Beef Wellington to rest for 10 minutes before serving.
 
~ Recipes from the Great British Kitchen website, here, here and here.
 
 

Friday, October 29, 2010

England, Land of Funny Food Names

Fade-in: keys turning in a lock.  Pull back to see a shopkeeper unlocking the front door to his store.  The windows are dusty and there is a pile of wind-blown leaves and papers in the doorway.  The shopkeeper opens the door and steps into his store, obviously left closed for quite some time -- cobwebs are in the corners and a thick layer of dust covers all the shelves.  He sighs, grabs a broom from a corner, and starts sweeping.

And welcome back to Eating Like the World!  We've had quite a hiatus over the summer and the kids' school athletics season, but we're back, and we've been eating like England for the past week.  So far I can say that the names of the dishes alone are worth the price of entry -- we've had Toad In The Hole, Bangers & Mash, Bubbles & Squeak and (ahem) Faggots.  Granted, from here they get less amusing...Beef & Cheese Pie doesn't have the same comedic impact.

Okay, I have to get this out of my head:  "If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding!  HOW do you expect to get any PUDDING, if you don't eat yer meat!?"  Sorry.  Better.  I loathe Pink Floyd, but I've had that line rattling around in my head for this entire week, and it feels good to finally purge it.

Onward.  We opened on Monday with Toad In The Hole.  Sounds gross, I have no idea why it got that name, but in practice, it's sausage links cooked in Yorkshire Pudding...which itself is essentially a really eggy pancake batter.  It was a hectic evening, so the kids and I sat down to our meal of Toad In The Hole with a side of Angel's home-made applesauce, while she ran out to do a bit of evening work.

I liked this dish.  The sausages were done to perfection, and the pudding reminded me of the "apple pancakes" my mom used to make on occasion, very eggy and dense, with huge, puffy crust.  Dipped in the applesauce, this just melted in my mouth.  Initially the kids loved it, but as they ate they started turning their thumbs down to the pudding.  The best explanation I got was that they started out liking it, but it "built up" on them.  They loved the sausages, though.  When Angel got home she had hers and deemed it surprisingly good -- better than she thought it'd be.

Next up, Tuesday night we had Bangers'n Mash -- the amusing way to say sausages and mashed potatoes.  Oo, this was yummy.  Nicely crispy dinner sausages, mashed potatoes and a savory onion gravy over all of it.  Add a side of spinach.  Oh, and enjoy with a nice pint of ale like I did. (local drinking ages and laws apply, void where prohibited, etc...)  In a rare instance of karma, everyone at the table liked something about this meal.  Leftovers?  None, sorry.

What struck us about both Monday and Tuesday's dinners is that we expected them to be greasy and heavy, what with all the sausages, eggs and gravies, but they really weren't heavy at all.  We left the table nicely satisfied both nights, without that "ick" one gets after eating a load of squidgy foods.

Wednesday was busy.  Angel worked all day and didn't get home until 7pm or so.  We ate Banquet Pot Pies.  I guess there's a tenuous link there...you could tilt your head, squint really hard, and call them "meatpies," but it'd be a reach.

Last night, we ate...um...*cough* (ahem).... FaggotsWhat was that you said?  Um...we ate faggotsWhat?  Speak up, you're mumbling.  Fa-- we ate Faggots, all right?  Faggots.  Yes, that's what I said, and it's the real name for these things.  If you read the Wikipedia link up there, it describes them as meatballs made from "meat off-cuts and offal," mixed with onions, spices and breadcrumbs, wrapped in caul fat (or bacon in our case) and baked.


Oh, God were these disgusting to make.  Angel "let" me help her.  (she refused to handle the meats involved)  So I had to chop up liver, pork-belly (unsmoked bacon), pork shoulder and bacon -- all raw.  Since we don't own a "mincer,"* I tossed the pieces into the food processor.  Unfortunately, bacon fat doesn't food-process.  It wraps around the blades, keeps them from cutting, and ends up flailing around and tossing chunks of pork around inside the device...while pureeing the liver into a paste.  I ended up pulling the liver-smelling mess out of the processor and splacking it into a bowl, then pulling out hands-full, trying to chop the ropes of hard fat, putting it back into the processor in smaller lumps and trying to chop it down that way.  I was sort of successful.


After the debacle of the food processor, I got to squish the lumpy meat-paste around in a bowl with the breadcrumbs, onions and spices until it was all mixed together.  It was then formed into 16 meatballs, which were wrapped individually with bacon, loaded onto a broiler pan so the fat could run off, and baked for an hour at -- not 450 degrees, but 445.  As I was doing this, Angel was preparing onion gravy and the Bubble and Squeak: mashed potatoes and cabbage, formed into patties and fried in bacon fat.

When it was all done and assembled onto plates, the result was totally less disgusting than we thought it'd be.  The faggots verged on actually tasting good, depending on how much liver was in a particular bite.  The ropes of fat cooked down and infused the meat with flavor; the gravy moistened the crispy exterior and added savory goodness.  The potatoes were honestly delicious.  I thought the cabbage was unobtrusive, and the crispy edges were nice.  In the most surprising development of the night...the kids liked the faggots more than Angel and I did.  If we had to pick a food for our kids to scream at and throw across the room, this would've been it.  But no, they had seconds.  Evie had thirds.  Ellie (who sometimes won't voluntarily eat a bite of food for weeks on end) sat there nibbling the bacon off them after everyone else was done.

And yes, dinner conversation was a nonstop joke-fest centering around the more ribald meaning(s) of the main dish's name.


* Actually, upon looking for a link for a "mincer," I see that it's basically a meat grinder, and that we have that attachment for our ancient, 1967 Kitchenaid mixer.  If we'd only have known...



Recipes:

Toad-in-the-Hole

No one really knows the history behind the name of this traditional light supper dish.

Ingredients

  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • 2 cups milk
  • 6 eggs
  • 2 pounds pork sausage links
  • Applesauce as accompaniment

Procedure

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. Prick sausages all over with a fork.
  3. Place in lightly greased 13x9-inch baking dish.
  4. Bake for 15 minutes at 350°F.
  5. While sausages are baking, measure flour and salt into a medium bowl.
  6. In another bowl, combine milk with eggs, and beat lightly with a wire whisk or fork.
  7. Gradually stir milk and eggs into flour mixture, stirring to make a smooth batter.
  8. Let stand for 30 minutes.
  9. When the sausages have baked for about 15 minutes, turn them and return pan to oven for 15 minutes more.
  10. Remove sausages to paper towels, and drain fat from pan.
  11. Return sausages to pan.
  12. Increase oven temperature to 425°F.
  13. Stir batter and pour over baked sausages.
  14. Bake the combination for 25 to 30 minutes, or until puffed and golden.
  15. Serve immediately. 

Bangers & Mash

Prep Time: 20 minutes

Cook Time: 45 minutes

Total Time: 65 minutes

Ingredients:

  • 2 tbsp vegetable oil
  • 8 thick sausages (beef, pork, or flavored as you wish)
  • FOR THE MASH
  • 2 lb / 900g peeled potatoes, quartered
  • 6 tbsp milk
  • 1 stick/ 110g butter, cubed
  • Salt and ground black pepper
  • FOR THE ONION GRAVY
  • 2 medium onions, peeled and thinky sliced
  • 2 tbsp vegetable oil
  • 2 tbsp butter
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • 1 tsp balsamic vinegar
  • 1 ¼ pint/700ml beef stock
  • 4 tsp corn starch/corn flour
  • 4 tsp cold water
  • Salt and black pepper

Preparation:

Serves 4
  • Heat the oil in a large frying pan, turn the heat to medium and add the sausages. Fry until the sausages are golden brown and firm, turning them from time to time - about 20 minutes. Once cooked place in an ovenproof dish and keep warm until the mash and gravy are ready.
  • Meanwhile start the mashed potato by boiling the potatoes in lightly salted water until soft. Drain, and keep warm until ready to mash.
  • While the potatoes are cooking make the gravy - melt the oil and butter in a large saucepan over a gentle heat. Add the onion and cover with a lid. Cook slowly for approx 10 mins or until the onions are soft and translucent.
  • Add the sugar and balsamic vinegar to the onions and stir well. Cover with the lid and continue to cook for a further 5 minutes.
  • Add the stock and boil gently uncovered for 5 minutes.
  • In a heatproof jug or bowl mix the corn starch/flour with the cold water to a thin paste. Pour a little of the hot gravy into the starch mixture and mix thoroughly. Pour the starch mixture back into the gravy, raise the heat to high and boil for 10 minutes or until the gravy is slightly thickened. Keep warm until ready to serve.
  • Finish the mash by placing the milk and butter in the pan used to boil the potatoes, return to the heat and warm gently until the butter has melted.
  • Add the potatoes and mash using either a potato masher, a fork or a potato ricer. Whip the mashed potato lightly with a wooden spoon. Season with salt and pepper.
To Serve: Spoon the mash onto 4 warmed dinner plates, place two fat sausages either on the top or at the side of the mash and pour the hot onion gravy over.

Faggots

Prep Time: 20 minutes

Cook Time: 1 hour

Total Time: 1 hour, 20 minutes

Ingredients:

  • 4 oz/110g pork shoulder, roughly chopped
  • 4 oz/ 110g pig's iiver, roughly chopped
  • 8 oz/250g fatty belly pork, roughly choppped
  • 4 oz/110g bacon scraps
  • 4 oz/ 110g bread crumbs
  • 1 medium onion, finely chopped
  • 1/2 tsp mace
  • 1 tsp allspice
  • 2 tbsp chopped parsley
  • 2 sage leaves, finely chopped
  • 1 small red chili, deseeded and finely chopped
  • Salt and Pepper
  • Caul fat*** or streaky bacon

Preparation:

Serves 4

Preheat the oven to 445°F/170°C/Gas 3
  • Mince all the roughly chopped meats, if you don't have a mincer, then chop in a food processor.
  • Place the minced meat into a large bowl. Add the breadcrumbs, onion, herbs, spices and a pinch of salt and pepper. Mix thoroughly.
  • Divide the mixture into 8 and shape into balls.
  • Wrap each ball in caul or streaky bacon. Make sure the caul or bacon overlaps as it will seal as it cooks and hold the faggots together.
  • Place the faggots onto a baking sheet and bake in the hot oven for 50 - 60 minutes.
Serve the faggots hot from the oven with mashed potatoes and peas, preferably mushy peas and onion gravy.

***Caul is the membrane which holds in animal organs and it makes a good container for the faggots. If you can't get caul, then use strips of streaky bacon.

From the Britishfoods.about.com website.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Like a Train In The Distance...

...ELTW is coming down the tracks.  We're looking at recipes and traditions from Merrie Olde Englande.  We're finding a lot of sausage and a lot of toast. ;-) Beef Wellington, bacon steaks, Toad in the Hole, Bangers'n Mash.  Woo!  Can I get a pint of bitters with that, mate?

In all seriousness, the kids finished up their cross country last week, and soccer finishes this weekend, so our evenings shed a whole bunch of craziness.  The ELTW fun starts next week!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Long, Hot Summer

Well, not so hot, though we had some hot days.  My wife would argue that the summer was not so long, either.  Me, I had a break from grad school for most of July and a couple of weeks in August, so this seemed like a marathon summer.

Anyway, it's September, the kids are back in school, and we have an eye on traveling to England for our next country of ELTW.  Kinda waiting for the budget to catch up with us, you could say.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

July...

ELTW isn't forgotten or finito...
...we still plan to eat more food that's neat-o.
While summer's here, we're taking a break,
eating foods familiar, and easier to make.

When spending time with kids,
and going on vacation...
it's awfully hard to find weird stores
and cook from other nations.

So never fear, in a couple weeks
we'll head back to the kitchen.
And eat around the world again,
Hey, our next country is Britain!

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

So Long Chad, We Hardly Knew Ye!

It's hard for me to believe that Chad week has been over for a few days.  As I type this, I am sitting in a hotel room in Lansing, Michigan, at about 20 minutes past midnight, after finishing my homework for tomorrow.  I'm smack-dab in the middle of an intensive one-week residency for my graduate program -- Today was Tuesday, and I'm done at lunchtime on Friday.

Anyway, back to Chad.  Our final recipe was on Friday, and Gable picked out the meal.  He picked out corn/sausage/bacon/prune skewers for the grill and bread that's cooked by wrapping the dough around a stick and cooking it over a fire.  Stick bread.  It even sounds fun.

So, yet another "when I got home from work" anecdote, I guess.  Angel and Gable were deep into making the skewers, chopping corn into segments and trying to ram skewers through the cob; wrapping bacon around L'il Smokies and prunes; generally having a good time with food.  I was enlisted to hammer a metal skewer through the cobs, so the bamboo ones would go through.

The recipe is easy enough.  Honestly, it called for good sausage, twisted to nip it down to Lit'l Smoky size, bacon, corn on the cob and prunes.  Bacon wrapped around the sausages and prunes, and all of it was stuck on skewers to be grilled.  Likewise the stick bread was easy, Angel said.  It took beer, flour and like two other ingredients for the dough, and then strips of it were wrapped around sticks for the fire.

So, I cooked the skewers over charcoal first.  I have to say, the drawback to this one is that the corn is browned and the sausages are blackened before the bacon is even a little bit cooked.  Consequently, there were several bites of raw, squidgy bacon that I tossed over my shoulder. (we ate outside at the picnic table)  Except for that, though, I loved this one.  The corn was fresh and smoky; the bacon-wrapped sausages are like a dream-come-true, and the prune's sweetness meshed really well with the pork products.

The kids?  Humph.  I have the only children in the country who steadfastly will not eat food from a stick.  When I was a kid, I wished my parents would make food-on-a-stick, because of the awesomeness.  My kids?  I might as well sling a turd in front of them.  If it were on a stick, they wouldn't eat that, either.

We had problems with the stick bread.  After it was wrapped onto the sticks, I realized I had to slide the bread dough down a bit in order to lay the sticks across the grill, so I unwrapped it and slid it down...but it had already dried enough that I couldn't get it to re-adhere to the sticks.

I took my oldest girl to her T-Ball game while the bread was cooking, but Angel said that it tasted fine, though there were more black and more raw parts .

Saturday was supposed to be a boiled kind of dinner, but we had a crazy hectic day, and it was hot outside, and we decided to grill steaks instead -- cop out on the project?  Sure, you can think of it that way, but we choose not to.  So there.

Actually, ELTW is going to take a hiatus for most of the month of July.  For one reason, I have this residency.  For another, we are going on vacation in two weeks and don't want to try sourcing ethnic foods while in a condo on the beach.  Evelyn did draw our next destination, though.  When we get back from vacation, we go to England.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Welcome BACK to Chad

Tuesday's post about Chad was rather bleak and sobering, I understand that.  However, there is so much more to Chad than sandstorms, strife, refugees and desperation.  Yes, there is all that -- and on a scale that's truly sobering -- but that is only part of that region of the world.

Truth be told, after looking at the cuisine of Chad for about 15 minutes, both Angel and I were excited -- this has to be the most fun country we've visited yet!  The variety of foods, and cooking methods, and seasonings...truly interesting.  Turns out, they eat lots of beef and chicken in Chad, as well as greens, bananas and plantains, and spicy foods.  There's lots of cooking over fire.  There was even a recipe for a pineapple beer that included the instruction "be careful in case the fermenting beer explodes."

Cooking + Explosions = Win!!

In stark contrast to Tuesday's meal of millet porridge stood Wednesday's dinner of Moo Sate and Futari.  I actually started Tuesday night -- Moo Sate is (are?) thinly sliced beef, marinaded in a concoction of onions, garlic, ground chilies, and curry powder, threaded on skewers and grilled over charcoal.  It's served with a peanut butter sauce that's flavored with Worcestershire, soy and Tabasco sauces, and coconut cream.  Complementing the skewers, futari is a pot of acorn squash and sweet potato chunks, simmered in sauteed onions, coconut milk, cinnamon and cloves  Look at that roster of ingredients and tell me you thought they'd come from a central African country known for starvation and refugee camps!

In our recently re-worked version of ELTW, this was my night to cook a dinner that I had chosen.  I actually got home from work before Angel and the kids and was working on the vegetable dish when they arrived.  As the charcoal out in the grill ashed over, I brought in the skewers to warm up.  This was greeted with "what is that horrible odor?" from my wife.

"Dinner," I said.  I actually thought the skewers had an enticing curry/spices aroma.  Tangent:  did anyone know that curry powder makes your fingers smell like curry powder even after washing several times, sleeping overnight, showering, working a full day and washing your hands several more times?  Well, it does.

So, I started with the futari.  It did what I thought it'd do, essentially.  I am not a fan of acorn squash...I blame over-zealous squash-loving parenting in my childhood (sorry, dad!) for my distaste of orange squash.  That being said, I know that squash and sweet potatoes take fairly well to sweet flavors like cinnamon and sugar and in the end, I actually liked this dish.  The squash and tubers did soak up the coconut, cinnamon and cloves and had a vaguely pumpkin-pie-ish flavor.  Angel thought it was just okay -- she's pretty attuned to texture and I suspect that this was a bit too mushy for her.  The kids didn't like it.

The moo sate was spicy.  Flat out, I could've left out the ground chilies (I used red pepper) and maybe half the curry -- the kids wouldn't eat it, and I don't really blame them...until I tried the peanut-butter sauce with the skewers.  The sauce added a whole new dimension to the hot, curried beef, and cut the heat down almost totally.  The kids still wouldn't eat it.  Surprisingly, even to her, Angel really liked it.  She had to stop before she wanted to, just because of the spiciness.  I dunno, maybe we're wusses when it comes to spicy food.  Very tasty, though.

And last night, Evie chose the dinner and helped with the cooking.  Starting with a cup of oil, seasonings and a big helping of greens, she and Angel cooked some chicken breast, a handful of prawns and rice.  The recipe called for smoked fish, but Angel couldn't find any while grocery shopping.  As an aside, seeing the prawns, I realize that those are what we should've used for the Australian shrimp dinner.

This time, I'll admit that I was the one a little bit dubious about greens boiled in oil, and I generally have a love for greens that's unheard of in most Yankees.

Amusing story:  Years ago we lived in Indiana, and most of my co-workers proudly touted their southern upbringing.  "I wuz born'n reared in Kentucky," they'd proclaim.  So, one Christmas season they were deciding on the menu for the department holiday party and sent around a little menu so we could check off whether we wanted beef or chicken, potatoes or yams, cole slaw or salad....corn or collard greens.  So, I filled out mine and sent it on to my manager.  About a week later, he comes into the computer room while I'm working and starts out, "Nick, um..."  Turns out, the only one in the department of 50 or 60 Hoosiers who wanted good, southern collard greens was the northerner from Michigan!

Back to Chad -- dinner was awesome!  The greens soaked up the flavors of the oil, spices, chicken and prawns, and it all melded into a wonderful, mild dish -- granted it did call for chili peppers, but Angel left them out to have mercy on the kids.  The flavored oil soaked into the rice, and everything picked up a bit of prawn-y essence.  Very good.



Recipes:

Moo Sate
  • 2 lb Beef; thinly sliced                1 c Peanut butter
  • 3 tb curry powder                     1 c coconut cream
  • 1/2 ts Ground chilies                  1 tb lemon juice
  • 2 garlic clove; minced                1/4 c Soy sauce
  • 2 Onion large; minced                1 tb Worcester sauce
  • 4 tb lemon juice                         2 x Tabasco sauce; dash
  • 1 tb Honey                                1/4 ts salt

  1. Slice the meat into thin strips no more than 1/4" thick and about 1" wide.
  2. Make strips paper-thin if possible.
  3. Mix curry powder chilies garlic onions salt lemon juice and honey in a large bowl.
  4. Add the meat strips and toss well to cover with the marinade.
  5. Thread meat strips on bamboo skewers 3 or 4 pieces per skewer.
  6. Make sure that plenty of Onion and garlic bits cling to the meat.
  7. Arrange skewers of meat in a dish cover with any remaining marinade and refrigerate while making the sauce.
  8. Brown or grill the meat skewers and serve with the warmed Peanut butter sauce for dipping.
  9. Sauce: Blend all ingredients together well to make a smooth sauce.
  10. Keep refrigerated but warm before serving.
 Futari
  • one Onion, chopped
  • one pound Squash, peeled and cut into bite-sized cubes
  • a pound or two of yams (sweet potatoes may be substituted), peeled and cut into bite-sized cubes
  • oil to sauté
  • one cup coconut milk
  • one-half teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • one quarter teaspoon ground cloves
  • salt to taste


  1. Fry Onion in skillet, stir and cook until tender.
  2. Stir in all other ingredients, and heat to a boil.
  3. Reduce heat, cover and stir occasionally.
  4. Cook until vegetables are tender (ten to fifteen minutes).
 Sweet Potato Greens with Fish and Shrimp
  • 1 cup cooking oil
  • 2 to 3 pounds (or more) of sweet potato greens, or similar
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 1 hot chile pepper, cleaned and chopped (or left whole)
  • 1 piece of dried, salted, or smoked (such as cod or herring), soaked in water and washed
  • 1 tablespoon tomato paste
  • ½ teaspoon baking soda
  • ½ cup of dried shrimp or dried prawns (or a handful of fresh shrimp or prawns)
  • any, pan-fried and cut into pieces (optional)
  • chicken, pan-fried and cut into pieces (optional)
  • salt and black pepper to taste

Directions

  1. Heat the oil in a large pot.
  2. Add the greens, onion, pepper, dried, tomato paste, baking soda, and dried shrimp or prawns (if desired).
  3. Cook for fifteen minutes, stirring often.
  4. When greens are tender, add fresh shrimp or prawns, and fried or chicken.
  5. Adjust seasoning to taste.
  6. Serve with rice. 
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